Too Good Is True, Chapter Twenty Six: We Could Be Heroes

[ladyofleithian]

Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, I mean the original author no discomfort, and guys? Please enjoy. :)



[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS ON THE RAVAGER -- NIGHT.

Everyone's sitting around the table, continuing to read the fic while Obi-Wan acts out the Battle of Pelennor Fields with shadow puppets.]

CANDEROUS: Shouldn't we help him?

MICAL: Trust me; he's in a better place now.


an hour into Rascal Flatts

While Joe Don and Jay were telling jokes and doing their solos left Gary left the stage to get a drink of water and go to the bathroom.


CRITIC (singing): I'm so bored/So very very bored/I'd rather watch a bunch of cupcakes sing a merry song and then go surfing on a door --

COLONEL TOBIN: Yes. We know that.


*~*~*~*~*~*~* five minutes later


ANAKIN: You know, I'm starting to relate to the main character of Bruce Almighty -- as in I want the Force to strike me down and put me out of my misery.

FILMMASTERADAM: That's a little harsh, bro.

ANAKIN: Are you reading the same fic I am?

FILMMASTERADAM: Well, yeah.

ANAKIN: Then you know how I feel!

FILMMASTERADAM (to self): Good grief...


The stage went dark as Jay and Joe Don left. Joe Don walked over and grabbed his black acoustic guitar and I the strap of mine over my neck and strolled on to the stage Joe Don.



ARAWN (as Desiree): My hovercraft is full of eels... (Beat) I'm sorry.


The stage was dimly lit, with the spot light on one of the catwalks. The light moved back to the stage, so it was shining on Joe Don and I.


ANAKIN (singing while strumming acoustic guitar): Just imagine how awesome we'll be/Joe Don and I...


Joe Don - "This song was written by me and my beautiful girlfriend, Desiree." Joe Don said to the crowd. With that said, Joe don and I began the song, with Joe don doing lead and me on rythm.

A LITTLE MORE YOU

Don't you just want to dive on in, yeah the water feels right
Dancing on the edge of love you're a beautiful sight
So why are you still standing there in the half moonlight
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
Your battlin' those baby blue eyes and honey I swear
The way you got me needing you girl, it just aint fair
You've given me a bit, yeah, but don't stop there
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
Come on, baby, give me a little more you(chorus)



ATTON: This is so boring...do something!

CRITIC: Hell, even a twist with the mouse being a mad scientist would be welcome at this point!




I'm here fallin' for you
My heart is callin' for you


ARAWN (strumming acoustic guitar and singing): I'm/Falling/For you...







I know I can never get enough
Don't hold back one bit of your love
I'm strong and steady for you
I'm all ready
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
You're teasing me with a touch and the whole world shakes
Keep holdin' that river back and the levee may break
There is only so much this ol' boy can take
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
Yeah, oooh ooooh, yeah(repeat chorus twice)



BGM: *Playing Justin Bieber's "Baby"*

COLONEL TOBIN: Kill it! Kill it dead!

ANAKIN: Let me help you with that.

He uses the Force to turn it off.

ANAKIN: You okay?

COLONEL TOBIN (tiny): It's Justin Bieber. He's evil.

ANAKIN: ...right.


- ooh yeah


Then we did a second duet.



FILMMASTERADAM: Oh sweet Raptor Jesus...

TOO GOOD IS TRUE


I guess it's cause and affect
Your heart and mine
The way that we connect
Keeps blowing my mind
There you go again
It never ends
What you do to me

(chorus)

That I have seen the light of day
Love is finally going my way
Is too good is true
Give me one more kiss
One more kiss
Baby, I just can't get enough of you
This time, too good is true



All of sudden
I'm not what I used to be
I had my heart locked
But you held the key
And you find a way, everyday
To show me even more

(repeat chorus)

(bridge)

Some people say we're to good to be true
But they don't get to be loved by you

(repeat chorus)

Oh this time too good is true
Yes it is, yeah



We shared a quick kiss and crowd went wild. Joe don told a joke or two then disapeared into the darkness and I left the stage, passing Gary and Jay along the way. I took a quick shower, grabbed a book and went into the Flattshack and sat down to wait for the guys.


FILMMASTERADAM (singing): I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together...

ANAKIN (singing): We can beat them/Just for one day/We could be heroes/Just for one day...

ARAWN: Should we tell them they're not --

TERRI CLARK: Shhh...they're in a better place now. Trust me.

ARAWN: ...if you say so.

Comments

[luvjoi]

Loretta Lynn: If they end up singing my song then I'm gonna...I'm gonna...
Prussia: *having arrived mid story from screaming in terror from the Hetalia verse* Turn into a mad scientist?
Loretta Lynn: O_O What?....*beat*...where the hell did you come from?
Prussia: The Hetalia verse. I was yelling in terror
Loretta Lynn: Why?
Prussia: Theres a fanfic that made me like IS!Ask That Guy
Loretta Lynn: That's scary...
Critic: *beat* You know about InSpace?
Prussia: Sure! Every single fucking universe in existence knows about that horrible bastard and what he did.....turning his brother and his friends into mindless, cybernectic killing machines that lasts...pffftt a million years!
Critic: *laughs* I agree with you there he is a horrible bastard there.
Prussia!Critic: FV ATG isn't a horrible bastard...in fact he hates his IS counterpart.
FV ATG: Its true....I want to beat the crap out of him....with onions.
Loretta Lynn: That doesn't make any sense!
FV Critic: Nothing about my brother makes any sense.
Critic: Same for mine.
Prussia: I know what would be better twist than me being written as IS!ATG or whatever the hell the twist was suppose to be in this excuse for a Rascal Flatts fanfic?
Critic: What?
Prussia: Sweet innocent Loretta Lynn over here being a Mad Scientist.
Loretta Lynn: O_o Wha.....*thinks*.....Actually I like that twist.
Critic: You do?!?
Loretta Lynn: In fact maybe I am one!...*gets closer to the other boys*...and maybe I'm secretly planning world domination, unleashing my creations onto the Earth and hypnotizing y'all into becoming mindless drones who obeys my every commands!
Everyone: O_O......*slowly backs away in terror*
Insano: Is that what....you're really are?
Loretta Lynn: Nah...I just said that to scare the shit out of these boys.
Germany!TOG: That was pretty good...*laughs*
Loretta Lynn: Awww thanks
Insano: We won't do anything stupid..so do you want to watch try and create a invention to make this fic more enjoyable?
Loretta Lynn: I don't think thats possible! But I sure come and watch you two.
Germany!TOG: Great! Lets go!
*the three leave while the others have fainted*

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Good luck, Insano. You're gonna need it. :)