ladyofleithian | Too Good Is True, part Four: Send Me Under, S.O.S...

[INT. ENTERTAINMENT MODULE 081 -- NIGHT.

Arawn and company have just arrived when they find one of Talia's wounded soldiers.]

ARAWN: Are you okay?

WOUNDED ONDERON SOLDIER: Yeah...I'm all right. Might have been hit by a fragmentary grenade -- agh...

MICAL: Here. Let me help.

He bandages the soldier up.

WOUNDED ONDERON SOLDIER: Thanks, man. (He sighs) We should definitely get to the TSF station before the Sith sabotage the fuel source, shouldn't we?

ARAWN: Yeah. Let's go.

She and the wounded Onderon soldier make a run for it.

[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.

Colonel Tobin and co. are still reading.]

My POV

I was sitting at the park reading one of my favorite books; Where the Red Fern Grows, when I got the feeling I was being watched. I looked around but didn't see anyone and went back to reading.
Then thirty seconds later a shadow fell over my book.

I gasped as I looked up into the smiling face of . . .

COLONEL TOBIN: The Cheshire Cat?

TERRI CLARK: Shepard Book?

BOBA FETT: The Joker? (Beat) Okay...I'm...I'm sorry. Really. Sorry.

JOE DON ROONEY!!!!!

NUTE GUNRAY (despairingly): How did I not know this was coming?

Blanche - "OH MY GOD! What are you doing here?? I thought you guys left yesterday."

TERRI CLARK (as Joe Don): I have a Time Turner, bee-otch.

Joe don - "Looking for you. We have a two month break so Gary and Jay left lastnight and I decided to spend some time at my house here in Brentwood."

Blanche - "Did you say Brentwood?"

Joe don - "Yeah." He cocked his head to the side and grinned. "Why?''

Blanche - "Umm ... well, I also live in Brentwood."

Joe don - "Really? Why don't we sit down and you can tell me all about yourself."

BOBA FETT: Oh sweet mother of Taun We...this is going to hurt.

Blanche - "Okay." I scooted over and and he sat down. "My mom and I live on a hundred acres on the edge of Brentwood. I love reading and listening to all my rascal flatts cds, my favorite songs are; Fast cars and freedom, Prayin' for daylight, Oklahoma-texas line, Break away, Here's to you, Love you out loud, Dry county girl, Too good is true, Me and my gang, and Cool thing. I have a dog, Mel, two cats, Hank and Peirre. And my WONDERFUL buckskin gelding, Sand Duster, Dusty for short. My favorite book is Where the Red Fern Grows. Oh, yeah, I also play the acoustic guitar. I think that's it."

Joe don - "Wow. Where the red fern grows is my favorite book too."

Blanche - ''Really? I love that book."

Joe don smiled, glanced at his watch and frowned. "Uh oh. It's 4:30, I gotta run. Gary will kill me if I'm late again."

We stood up and he leaned over and kissed my cheek, then walked down the side walk.

COLONEL TOBIN: Well...that was...interesting. *Sighs* How long is this thing again?

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Joe don's POV

I had gotten to the end of the park when I heard Blanche yell.

Blanche - "Joe don, wait!!" I turned around and she was running towards me.

TERRI CLARK: Oh sweet gods of Power Rangers, make it stop...

Joe don - "What is it?"

BOBA FETT (as Blanche): I'm pregnant. With twins. Your twins.

TERRI CLARK: *Hums "Saved By The Bell" music*

Blanche - "Do you want to come over for dinner tomorrow night at six?"

Joe don - "Sure."

BOBA FETT (deadpan): I'm almost waiting for the obligatory "Falling In Love" montage.

TERRI CLARK: *Hums "We Belong Together"*