ladyofleithian | Just some more dialogue

ATTON: How the mighty blue Jesus did you go from trying to save Padme from dying to offering your own discounts on bastard crazy? I feel like there's
a reel of film missing here! Also...this is just a bit of constructive criticism: when threatening a whiny Jedi with a superiority complex, it's best to
do so from a position of strength, such as holding a blaster, or a lightsaber, or the handle of a grenade. But when you're threatening doom on all those
who oppose you with nothing to offer save the threat of throwing a hissy fit...I fear the only painful death Obi-Wan will have to suffer is from hysterical laughter.

MIRA (deadpan): At least he didn't blow up Mustafar and run away from the scene au naturale. (Beat) And if you think that's something to be taken for granted, you clearly
haven't been around Atton for very long.

ATTON: Oooh...that was harsh.

-During Transmission Hawk's roasting of REVENGE OF THE SITH, after Anakin...well, yeah.