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[ladyofleithian]

Name a character in comments and I will tell you five things that character would never, ever say. (Feel free to add your own suggestions by replying to other comments as well!)

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[emeriin.livejournal.com]

Gimme our favorite lady in pigtails and a bowtie. ;)

It's not very good, but... XD

[ladyhadhafang.livejournal.com]

1. "Michael Bay's a genius!"

2. "Will Smith fish? Best idea EVAR!"

3. "Beauty And The Beast was a terrible movie. THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS and BELLE'S MAGICAL WORLD were sooooooooo much better!"

4. "Bratz was a masterpiece, a triumph of filmmaking!"

5. "Hey, Nella; you want to go out for ice cream?"

NELLA: *Head explodes*

[fvck.livejournal.com]

zuzu. <3

[ladyhadhafang.livejournal.com]

1. "BRING ME ALL YOUR ELDERLY!"

2. "Sure, Uncle, I'll get a girlfriend -- after we capture the Avatar, that is."

3. "Looks like Zhao's plans to kill the moon were *glasses pull* dead in the water. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

4. "You know, why don't we take a break from capturing the Avatar and go bowling instead?"

5. "Hello, Dad? I'm *sorry* I dissed you; I want to go back home."

(After the Gaang rejects his offer of friendship in "The Western Air Temple")

[fvck.livejournal.com]

1. LOL A+. i only watched a tiny bit of the movie (had to stop after about 20 minutes of that bastardization), but i did get that far. and just... what the fuck. >_>;

2. hahaha.

3. oh hellz yes.<3

4. i would love to see zuko go bowling, especially in the first season. he'd throw a little fit every time iroh or the captain or zhao threw a strike or something like that, haha.

5. lol. ozai would fo sho burn his other eye. >___>

[ladyhadhafang.livejournal.com]

1. Hahahahahaha...I can really picture Dev going to M. Night after seeing that line in the script.

DEV PATEL: Hey, Night? Why is Zuko quoting MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL?

M. NIGHT: Shut up and get to work, puppet. ;-)

DEV PATEL: *weary sigh*

Okay, I doubt it happened along *those* lines. But that would be pretty funny. :)

And Rifftrax did a pretty excellent job mocking it too: "I NEED THEIR PREPARATION H FOR MY FACE OWIES!" XD

/End Shameless Rifftrax Pimpage. XD

2. Let's be honest; I doubt Zuko would be too interested in girls when he's got a mission to complete.

3. Heh, thanks. Let's say it was some fake "blooper/outtake dialogue" I wrote when the AIRBENDER project was getting a little stressful.

4. Hahahahaha...that would make a great fic. XD

ZUKO: What? *What*? ashwtiawt -- *you didn't even aim!* *You can't get a strike if you don't *aim* * --

IROH: Peace, nephew; it's only a game of bowling.

ZUKO: *Mumbled Angrish*

IROH (in a whisper): In all seriousness though, it's best you let Zuko win.

ZHAO/CAPTAIN: Huh?

IROH: Just humor him.

ZHAO/CAPTAIN: Whatever.


Or if Iroh made the strike...I'm definitely guessing Zuko's fit-throwing would be a bit more good-natured. Complete with Iroh offering advice. :)

Or, if Zuko *wins* --

ZUKO: Yes! I have defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! (Beat) I always wanted to say that.


Seriously, that has to be written. XD I can't help but think of the dejarik match between Chewie and R2-D2 in A NEW HOPE.

C-3PO: I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.


5. Probably. *Shudders* That, or assign him to cleaning Azula's bedchambers with a toothbrush *with his hands tied behind his back* if he happens to be in a good mood. :/