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[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone is still gathered around the table, reading the fic.]
The phone rang.
Desiree - "Hello.''
ATTON (imitating caller/Ghostface): Do you like scary movies?
Joe don - "Hey, it's me. What are you doing?''
Desiree - "Hey. I just came in from cutting the grass. What about you?"
Joe don - "Not much, can I come over in about an hour?"
Desiree - "Sure."
Joe don - "Okay, see you then. Bye."
Desiree - "Okay, bye."
I hung up the phone and outside to weed the garden.
PALPATINE (sarcastic): Thank you, author; that really moved the story along nicely.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ANAKIN: *Starts humming the tune to "Nineteen Stars" by Meg & Dia*
OBI-WAN (sarcastic): Okay, now you turn it into a musical episode?
ANAKIN (good-natured): Oh, bite me, Master; it's fun.
I was watering the broccoli
MIRA: That's what she said.
ANAKIN: Ow! I did not need that mental image...
MIRA (smug): You're welcome.
when I felt a hand on my waist. I jumped and spun around, completly forgeting about about the hose, and sprayed Joe don.
"Sorry." I was laughing so hard, I mean the look on his face was hilarious.
Joe don - "That's okay." He laughed. All at once I noticed that his hair was starting to get all curly.
Desiree - "Oh no! I recked your hair. Just kidding. Let's go in the house and I'll get you a towel.''
Joe don - "Okay.''
ANAKIN: *Pours another cup of caf* Oh caf, I drink to thine health... *Drinks*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (five minutes later)
ANAKIN (singing): Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight...
OBI-WAN: Oh good grief... *Facepalms*
Desiree - "Here is a towel for you hair, and here is a shirt you can put on while I throw yours in the dryer."
Joe don - "Thanks. Just a second." He unbuttoned his shirt and gave it to me. I ran down stairs and threw his shirt in the dyer. And brought up a load of wet clothes to hang up later.
MIRA (weary): Ah, fanservice.
I sat down next to him. "So what do you want to do?" I asked.
Joe don - "Actually, I wanted to ask you something."
Desiree - "What is it?" He seemed nervous.
Joe don - "Desiree, will you move in with me?"
PALPATINE (wryly): "Move in with her"? Is that what they're calling it now?
Desiree - "Yes!"
I leaned over and kissed Joe don on the cheek and he put his arms around me.
The phone rang.
Joe don - "Damn phone." He frowned. "Don't go." He whispered in my ear. I wiggled out his arms. "I'll be right back.''
I answered the phone. "Hello.''
"Hi, is this Miss Dunn?"
Desiree - "Speaking. What can I do for you?''
Joe don's POV
I heard Desiree answer the phone.
Desiree - "OH MY GOD, NO!!
I jumped up and ran into the hall. Joe don - "What's wrong?"
ANAKIN (as Desiree): Michael Bay is directing a remake of THE BIRDS!
OBI-WAN (imitating Joe Don): Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone is still gathered around the table, reading the fic.]
The phone rang.
Desiree - "Hello.''
ATTON (imitating caller/Ghostface): Do you like scary movies?
Joe don - "Hey, it's me. What are you doing?''
Desiree - "Hey. I just came in from cutting the grass. What about you?"
Joe don - "Not much, can I come over in about an hour?"
Desiree - "Sure."
Joe don - "Okay, see you then. Bye."
Desiree - "Okay, bye."
I hung up the phone and outside to weed the garden.
PALPATINE (sarcastic): Thank you, author; that really moved the story along nicely.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ANAKIN: *Starts humming the tune to "Nineteen Stars" by Meg & Dia*
OBI-WAN (sarcastic): Okay, now you turn it into a musical episode?
ANAKIN (good-natured): Oh, bite me, Master; it's fun.
I was watering the broccoli
MIRA: That's what she said.
ANAKIN: Ow! I did not need that mental image...
MIRA (smug): You're welcome.
when I felt a hand on my waist. I jumped and spun around, completly forgeting about about the hose, and sprayed Joe don.
"Sorry." I was laughing so hard, I mean the look on his face was hilarious.
Joe don - "That's okay." He laughed. All at once I noticed that his hair was starting to get all curly.
Desiree - "Oh no! I recked your hair. Just kidding. Let's go in the house and I'll get you a towel.''
Joe don - "Okay.''
ANAKIN: *Pours another cup of caf* Oh caf, I drink to thine health... *Drinks*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* (five minutes later)
ANAKIN (singing): Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight...
OBI-WAN: Oh good grief... *Facepalms*
Desiree - "Here is a towel for you hair, and here is a shirt you can put on while I throw yours in the dryer."
Joe don - "Thanks. Just a second." He unbuttoned his shirt and gave it to me. I ran down stairs and threw his shirt in the dyer. And brought up a load of wet clothes to hang up later.
MIRA (weary): Ah, fanservice.
I sat down next to him. "So what do you want to do?" I asked.
Joe don - "Actually, I wanted to ask you something."
Desiree - "What is it?" He seemed nervous.
Joe don - "Desiree, will you move in with me?"
PALPATINE (wryly): "Move in with her"? Is that what they're calling it now?
Desiree - "Yes!"
I leaned over and kissed Joe don on the cheek and he put his arms around me.
The phone rang.
Joe don - "Damn phone." He frowned. "Don't go." He whispered in my ear. I wiggled out his arms. "I'll be right back.''
I answered the phone. "Hello.''
"Hi, is this Miss Dunn?"
Desiree - "Speaking. What can I do for you?''
Joe don's POV
I heard Desiree answer the phone.
Desiree - "OH MY GOD, NO!!
I jumped up and ran into the hall. Joe don - "What's wrong?"
ANAKIN (as Desiree): Michael Bay is directing a remake of THE BIRDS!
OBI-WAN (imitating Joe Don): Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
