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...this probably has one of the most glorious discussions, ever. :3
SephyCloneNo15: And quite simply (I know this will probably come off as sarcastic, but I'm being serious here) he didn't have the time while Anakin was roasting on the sands of Mustafar to kneel down by his apprentice and begin teaching him, "Alright, Lord Vader. You got cocky. You've made a few mistakes, but you'll get him next time. Now, there's this little Dark Side trick I'm going to teach you so you won't die right here. It'll probably take you a couple years to master, at best, so you'd best start practicing. I want you to breathe really deep -I don't care if your lungs are clogged with soot, you won't need 'em- and focus on everything you hate. Forget Padme, just think about things you hate, like Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar*, and Separatists, and those two Padawans who showed up at the Temple just as you were enacting Order 66 and you told them to get out of your sight... Are you filled with hatred yet? What are you waiting for. Hop to it!"
Ulicus: ...Palpatine: Oh yeah, and while you're at it, do you think speaking with a scottish accent would KILL you? Come on, if we're going to win the KotOR Cosplay competition I want to see you giving it your all.
Darth Vader: I just cannae do it master. I don't have the powah.
* Kidding, quorothorn. You know I love Jar-Jar dearly. :3
Seriously, you guys win two win free Internets, and the happy Eowyn stamp of approval for that one.
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...this probably has one of the most glorious discussions, ever. :3
SephyCloneNo15: And quite simply (I know this will probably come off as sarcastic, but I'm being serious here) he didn't have the time while Anakin was roasting on the sands of Mustafar to kneel down by his apprentice and begin teaching him, "Alright, Lord Vader. You got cocky. You've made a few mistakes, but you'll get him next time. Now, there's this little Dark Side trick I'm going to teach you so you won't die right here. It'll probably take you a couple years to master, at best, so you'd best start practicing. I want you to breathe really deep -I don't care if your lungs are clogged with soot, you won't need 'em- and focus on everything you hate. Forget Padme, just think about things you hate, like Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar*, and Separatists, and those two Padawans who showed up at the Temple just as you were enacting Order 66 and you told them to get out of your sight... Are you filled with hatred yet? What are you waiting for. Hop to it!"
Ulicus: ...Palpatine: Oh yeah, and while you're at it, do you think speaking with a scottish accent would KILL you? Come on, if we're going to win the KotOR Cosplay competition I want to see you giving it your all.
Darth Vader: I just cannae do it master. I don't have the powah.
* Kidding, quorothorn. You know I love Jar-Jar dearly. :3
Seriously, you guys win two win free Internets, and the happy Eowyn stamp of approval for that one.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1071/1324253169_0872cb51f9.jpg
