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[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around the table, continuing to read the fic.]
"How old is Flint?" I asked Joe don.
Joe don - "Almost thirteen weeks."
Desiree - "Good, then he's partly potty trained. Where are we going to put him at night?"
Joe don - "You could put your stuff on the top bunks and you would sleep on the bottom bunk with Flint on the floor, under you. You can put his leash on your wrist, and when he needs to go, he'll pull on the leash and wake you up."
ANAKIN: Wouldn't that be...a little painful?
OBI-WAN (teasing): Careful, Padawan, or Rascal Flatts will kill you for nitpicking.
ANAKIN (mock-indignant): Bullshit!
Desiree - "Good idea. I'll go set up his dishes." I got up, picked up Flint and walked into the kitchen. Jay was standing at refridgerator, getting something out. "So, is you hair alright?"
ATTON: Oh, good grief...of all the things to worry about, she worries about that?
ANAKIN: I think you should stop trying to apply logic to this inanity. It's just dumb.
ATTON (good-natured): Hypocrite.
ANAKIN (equally good-natured): Fool.
Jay looked up. "Huh? Oh, yeah. Just barely." I laughed.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I Joe don and I kissed good night, I settled Flint on his bed under the bunks, climbed into my bunk and fell asleep. . . .
It seemed like I had only been asleep five minutes, but I'm sure it was longer, when I felt a tug on my wrist and Flint squeaked. I threw back the covers, got up, slipped on some shoes and a light jacket, and picked up Flint. I went up to the front where Beau, the bus driver, was sitting. "Are we near a place where you could stop the bus? Flint has to go."
Beau - "Yeah, just a second."
BOBA FETT: Huh? Whazzat? Who's Beau?
ANAKIN: You're not missing much, Fett. He's just another random character who came out of nowhere.
BOBA FETT: Right. *Goes back to snoring and fantasizing about repeatedly decapitating Mace Windu*
We must have been on a country road, because Beau pulled over right away. I quickly took Flint out.
Desiree - "Thanks, Beau." I said as I returned.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
While the guys were watching a game and Flint was asleep, I started picking up some Joe don's stuff, when a peice of a paper fell out and landed on the floor. I picked it up. It was a song that Joe Don had started, but hadn't finished.
ANAKIN: *Is now humming "I Fought The Law" and can't be bothered*
OBI-WAN (muttering): You lucky bastard you...
A LITTLE MORE YOU
Don't you just want to dive on in, yeah the water feels right
Dancing on the edge of love you're a beautiful sight
So why are you still standing there in the half moonlight
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
Your battlin' those baby blue eyes and honey I swear
The way you got me needing you girl, it just ain't fair
ANAKIN (singing): Robbin' people with a six gun/I fought the law and the/Law won/I fought the law and the/Law won...
ATTON (joining in): I miss my baby and I/Miss my fun...
BOTH (singing): I fought the law and the law won...
An idea started to form in my head so I put the peice of paper on my bunks. I checked on Flint and saw that he was still asleep, so I went into the "living room" and sat down on the couch with Joe Don and Gary.
ANAKIN (singing): I fought the law and the/Law won...I fought the law and the/Law won.
TERRI CLARK (lightly): More like "we fought the fic and the fic won".
ANAKIN (teasing): Not yet. :)
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around the table, continuing to read the fic.]
"How old is Flint?" I asked Joe don.
Joe don - "Almost thirteen weeks."
Desiree - "Good, then he's partly potty trained. Where are we going to put him at night?"
Joe don - "You could put your stuff on the top bunks and you would sleep on the bottom bunk with Flint on the floor, under you. You can put his leash on your wrist, and when he needs to go, he'll pull on the leash and wake you up."
ANAKIN: Wouldn't that be...a little painful?
OBI-WAN (teasing): Careful, Padawan, or Rascal Flatts will kill you for nitpicking.
ANAKIN (mock-indignant): Bullshit!
Desiree - "Good idea. I'll go set up his dishes." I got up, picked up Flint and walked into the kitchen. Jay was standing at refridgerator, getting something out. "So, is you hair alright?"
ATTON: Oh, good grief...of all the things to worry about, she worries about that?
ANAKIN: I think you should stop trying to apply logic to this inanity. It's just dumb.
ATTON (good-natured): Hypocrite.
ANAKIN (equally good-natured): Fool.
Jay looked up. "Huh? Oh, yeah. Just barely." I laughed.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I Joe don and I kissed good night, I settled Flint on his bed under the bunks, climbed into my bunk and fell asleep. . . .
It seemed like I had only been asleep five minutes, but I'm sure it was longer, when I felt a tug on my wrist and Flint squeaked. I threw back the covers, got up, slipped on some shoes and a light jacket, and picked up Flint. I went up to the front where Beau, the bus driver, was sitting. "Are we near a place where you could stop the bus? Flint has to go."
Beau - "Yeah, just a second."
BOBA FETT: Huh? Whazzat? Who's Beau?
ANAKIN: You're not missing much, Fett. He's just another random character who came out of nowhere.
BOBA FETT: Right. *Goes back to snoring and fantasizing about repeatedly decapitating Mace Windu*
We must have been on a country road, because Beau pulled over right away. I quickly took Flint out.
Desiree - "Thanks, Beau." I said as I returned.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*
While the guys were watching a game and Flint was asleep, I started picking up some Joe don's stuff, when a peice of a paper fell out and landed on the floor. I picked it up. It was a song that Joe Don had started, but hadn't finished.
ANAKIN: *Is now humming "I Fought The Law" and can't be bothered*
OBI-WAN (muttering): You lucky bastard you...
A LITTLE MORE YOU
Don't you just want to dive on in, yeah the water feels right
Dancing on the edge of love you're a beautiful sight
So why are you still standing there in the half moonlight
Come on, baby, give me a little more you
Your battlin' those baby blue eyes and honey I swear
The way you got me needing you girl, it just ain't fair
ANAKIN (singing): Robbin' people with a six gun/I fought the law and the/Law won/I fought the law and the/Law won...
ATTON (joining in): I miss my baby and I/Miss my fun...
BOTH (singing): I fought the law and the law won...
An idea started to form in my head so I put the peice of paper on my bunks. I checked on Flint and saw that he was still asleep, so I went into the "living room" and sat down on the couch with Joe Don and Gary.
ANAKIN (singing): I fought the law and the/Law won...I fought the law and the/Law won.
TERRI CLARK (lightly): More like "we fought the fic and the fic won".
ANAKIN (teasing): Not yet. :)
