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[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's still reading the fic.]
"What's this... WOW!" I turn around and see Joe don looking at my note book where I put down the songs that I sometimes write.
Desiree - "Oh, that's my song book. Sometimes I write songs and stuff.''
ARAWN (as Joe Don): Can I take a peek?
ATTON (as Blanche): Get your own.
Joe don - "Your're REALLY good. I really like this one.'' He pointed to the song I called Too Good Is
True. "I should talk to Gary and we could use some of your songs on our new album."
MARY SUE O METER: *Trembles*
ANAKIN (sternly): Behave.
Desiree - "I don't know..... maybe... I..."
Joe don - "Just think about it. You could tell everybody when you're a famous singer that you where discovered by rascal flatts."
MARY SUE O METER: *Explodes*
ANAKIN (sarcastic): Dammit...I think we have a new record in terms of clusterfuckery here...let's give it a round of applause!
CUE A CELEBRATION WITH FIREWORKS, COMPLETE WITH THE TEXT "BIGGEST GALACTIC CLUSTERFUCK" ON THE SCREEN.
ANAKIN (weary): Back to the caf machine... *Pours more caf*
Desiree - "Maybe. Do you want to go swimming in the pond?"
ATTON (snarky): Well, where do you think they'd go swimming? Kamino?
Joe don - "You have a pond? Cool.''
Desiree - "Okay! Let me go change and go get Dusty. I'll be right back.''
Joe don - "Okay. I have to run home for a second.''
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
ANAKIN: Dear Force, those exclamation marks hurt my head...
"Your welcome. Have a nice day.'' The dock worker at Burn's Feed Store said.
MICAL (muttering): Doing my kriffing job for me...
ATTON (mock-scandalized): Mikey! Language!
Desiree - "Thanks, I will.'' I jumped off the dock and started walking over to pickup.
"Hey Desiree.'' I turned around.
Desiree - "Hey, Josh, how's it going? I didn't see your truck.'' It was my ex boyfriend.
ARAWN: I swear this fic introduces more out-of-freaking-nowhere characters than THE ROOM.
ATTON (as Joe Don/Tommy Wiseau): You are tearing me apaahhht, Desiree!
ARAWN (amused): Well, yes. Kind of like that.
Josh - "I'm parked on the other side. Not too bad. Getting the hay equitment ready and logging has kept me and Dad pretty busy. Speaking of logging I think we'll be on your side of the canyon in the next month or so. What about you?''
Desiree - "Just barely keeping up with the gardens, and every thing else.''
He glanced at my hair and his eyes got this teasing look in them I knew all to well.
Josh - "Are you still coloring your hair?''
Desiree - "Josh! For the last time I didn't color my hair, and never have. LOL.''
ANAKIN: Oh boy... *Takes another swig of caf*
I laughed. It was one of our favorite jokes.
He checked his pager. "Well I gotta go, Dad will be mad if I don't get back. Tootles.'' (he really says that.)
CANDEROUS: No doy !
PALPATINE: In my day, it was called, "No stang, Sherlock!"
Desiree - "Okay, see you later.''
OBI-WAN (cheerful): Well, at least Anakin didn't turn this into a musical episode yet --
ANAKIN (singing to the STAR WARS theme techno remix): Boring/This is so boring/This is so boring/Get to the show...
OBI-WAN (face buried in hands): I shouldn't have said that...
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's still reading the fic.]
"What's this... WOW!" I turn around and see Joe don looking at my note book where I put down the songs that I sometimes write.
Desiree - "Oh, that's my song book. Sometimes I write songs and stuff.''
ARAWN (as Joe Don): Can I take a peek?
ATTON (as Blanche): Get your own.
Joe don - "Your're REALLY good. I really like this one.'' He pointed to the song I called Too Good Is
True. "I should talk to Gary and we could use some of your songs on our new album."
MARY SUE O METER: *Trembles*
ANAKIN (sternly): Behave.
Desiree - "I don't know..... maybe... I..."
Joe don - "Just think about it. You could tell everybody when you're a famous singer that you where discovered by rascal flatts."
MARY SUE O METER: *Explodes*
ANAKIN (sarcastic): Dammit...I think we have a new record in terms of clusterfuckery here...let's give it a round of applause!
CUE A CELEBRATION WITH FIREWORKS, COMPLETE WITH THE TEXT "BIGGEST GALACTIC CLUSTERFUCK" ON THE SCREEN.
ANAKIN (weary): Back to the caf machine... *Pours more caf*
Desiree - "Maybe. Do you want to go swimming in the pond?"
ATTON (snarky): Well, where do you think they'd go swimming? Kamino?
Joe don - "You have a pond? Cool.''
Desiree - "Okay! Let me go change and go get Dusty. I'll be right back.''
Joe don - "Okay. I have to run home for a second.''
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
ANAKIN: Dear Force, those exclamation marks hurt my head...
"Your welcome. Have a nice day.'' The dock worker at Burn's Feed Store said.
MICAL (muttering): Doing my kriffing job for me...
ATTON (mock-scandalized): Mikey! Language!
Desiree - "Thanks, I will.'' I jumped off the dock and started walking over to pickup.
"Hey Desiree.'' I turned around.
Desiree - "Hey, Josh, how's it going? I didn't see your truck.'' It was my ex boyfriend.
ARAWN: I swear this fic introduces more out-of-freaking-nowhere characters than THE ROOM.
ATTON (as Joe Don/Tommy Wiseau): You are tearing me apaahhht, Desiree!
ARAWN (amused): Well, yes. Kind of like that.
Josh - "I'm parked on the other side. Not too bad. Getting the hay equitment ready and logging has kept me and Dad pretty busy. Speaking of logging I think we'll be on your side of the canyon in the next month or so. What about you?''
Desiree - "Just barely keeping up with the gardens, and every thing else.''
He glanced at my hair and his eyes got this teasing look in them I knew all to well.
Josh - "Are you still coloring your hair?''
Desiree - "Josh! For the last time I didn't color my hair, and never have. LOL.''
ANAKIN: Oh boy... *Takes another swig of caf*
I laughed. It was one of our favorite jokes.
He checked his pager. "Well I gotta go, Dad will be mad if I don't get back. Tootles.'' (he really says that.)
CANDEROUS: No doy !
PALPATINE: In my day, it was called, "No stang, Sherlock!"
Desiree - "Okay, see you later.''
OBI-WAN (cheerful): Well, at least Anakin didn't turn this into a musical episode yet --
ANAKIN (singing to the STAR WARS theme techno remix): Boring/This is so boring/This is so boring/Get to the show...
OBI-WAN (face buried in hands): I shouldn't have said that...
