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ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-24 11:38 am
ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-24 11:38 am
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Too Good Is True, Chapter 22: I Need Some Freaking Caf...
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this. I mean no discomfort to anyone, and guys? Please enjoy. ^__^
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone, even Obi-Wan, is sitting around the table, listening to the fic.]
(the evening before everybody leaves to go on tour.)
ANAKIN (muttering): As always, doing my freaking job for me...
I was packing the last of my stuff that I was going to take on tour with me, when I came across a picture of me and my mom. It was taken two years ago, about two and a half weeks after I got Dusty, I was sitting on Dusty and mom was sitting behind me with her arms around my waist, she was smiling and had her chin on my shoulder. Either Emma or Josh had taken it. I put the picture down, sat down on the couch and started crying. I didn't hear Joe don come in and sit down, but I felt him put his arms around me.
Joe don - "What's wrong?" I just cried harder.
CRITIC: Yeah, I think Spoony was like this for weeks after playing BLOODWINGS 2: PUMPKINHEAD'S REVENGE.
CHICK: I know I was like this after seeing THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS.
Joe don kissed my forehead and stroked my hair with his almost-good-as-new hand. "It's okay. It's okay.'' He kept murmuring in my ear.
I burrowed into his chest.
Joe don saw the picture, reached over and picked it up.
CHICK (as Desiree): Should have gotten a COSMO...this just isn't doing it for me... (Beat) Yeah, I guess that was inappropriate. Sorry.
CRITIC: No, it's fine.
He pats her shoulder.
CHICK: Right. Continue?
Joe don - "Is this it?"
Desiree - "Yes. I miss her sooo much."
ANAKIN: Okay, *now* you give her time to grieve?! Holy mother of Corellia...
Joe don - "I know you do. But you know that she is watching over you from heaven."
OBI-WAN: *Humming "One Sweet Day" by Boys 2 Men*
ANAKIN (teasing): Hey, Master -- stop stealing my material!
Desiree - "It's just so hard. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have you."
ANAKIN (singing): Wouldn't have/nothing/if I didn't have --
OBI-WAN (deadpan): Oh, Padawan -- you are ennobling this far beyond what it deserves.
ANAKIN (good-natured): Well, forgive me for trying to make this more enjoyable, Master --
Joe don - "Aww." He kissed my cheek.
NUTE GUNRAY (miserable): Why did Nihilus throw out the aspirin?
COLONEL TOBIN: Trust me, he's such a sadomasochist even Ask That Guy himself would go, "Dayum, son!"
CRITIC: I thought that was Sage's role?
COLONEL TOBIN: I think Sage would run away from him in terror.
CRITIC: I think *Ask That Guy* should be the judge of that...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 9:30 the next morning
BOBA FETT: *Snoring*
ANAKIN: Honestly, this fic is so evil it put Boba Fett into a coma...
TERRI CLARK: I'll get some water if you like --
ANAKIN: Nah, he's a better place now. Trust me. (To Fett) Sleep well, and may your dreams be of decapitating Mace Windu...over and over again...
MACE WINDU CAMEO: Hey!
Desiree - "Where's Jay?" I asked as I set down my bags.
Joe don - "Umm he's busy with a suprise I have for you."
ATTON: Somehow I don't like the sound of that...
CHICK (teasing): Really?
ATTON: Really. Surprises are evil.
Desiree - "Can I see it now?"
Joe don - "No, but you can in a little bit." He grinned. At that moment we heard Jay yell from the other end of the bus. "Ahhhhhhhhh! NO, not the hair!!!!!!" Joe don doubled over with laughter. I looked at him. "Was that part of my suprise?" "Sort of."
Gary talking to Jay in the back. "You should have know better than to get on the floor."
MIRA (slyly): That's what she said.
Jay - "I know." More laughter. Finally Gary and Jay appeared. "Hi, guys!" I hugged Gary and Jay. "Where should I put my stuff?" I asked Gary.
Gary - "Right this way." Gary led the way to where the storage area was, which is right next to the bunks.
PALPATINE: You know, if I wanted such blunt description, I'd get a tour guide.
ANAKIN (teasing): That didn't have the "burn" value you were going for, Chancellor.
PALPATINE (muttering): Great...
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**
ANAKIN (miserable): Will this fic stop *sucking*?
Palpatine gently pats Anakin's shoulder.
Joe don - "Ready to see you suprise?"
Desiree - "Yes!"
ATTON: *Has currently stolen Obi-Wan's gimmick of shadow puppets to act out Clu's speech from TRON LEGACY and isn't paying attention*
Joe don - "Okay, sit down on the couch and close your eyes." I did as I was told. Joe don put something warm, furry, and wiggly on my lap. I opened my eyes and saw a blue australian shepherd puppy. "Oh my god, thank you!!!" Joe don smiled. "You like him?"
Desiree - "Like him? I love him." the puppy yipped.
ARAWN: Awwww...this is actually pretty sweet.
ANAKIN: Speak for yourself...I'm just fed up with the "Oh my Gods"...
He takes another swig of caf.
Joe don - "What are you going to name him?" I looked down at the squirming puppy in my arms. He was grayish-blue . . . . . .
ANAKIN: "Grayish-blue"?
OBI-WAN: It's pointless to nitpick, Padawan. Trust me.
Desiree - "Flint, I'm going to call him Flint."
Joe don - "Good name."
ANAKIN: Is it a bad thing when this is the only legitimately sweet scene in the entire fic?
OBI-WAN: Yes. Yes, it is.
He sighs and takes another swig of caf.
OBI-WAN: It's a miracle if I don't end up dying of an overdose by the time this goddamn thing is finished...
PALPATINE (mock-scandalized): Master Kenobi! Language! I'll have to report that to Master Jinn...
OBI-WAN (miserably): I hate you, Palpatine.
PALPATINE (amused): Hate away, Master Kenobi. Hate away.
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone, even Obi-Wan, is sitting around the table, listening to the fic.]
(the evening before everybody leaves to go on tour.)
ANAKIN (muttering): As always, doing my freaking job for me...
I was packing the last of my stuff that I was going to take on tour with me, when I came across a picture of me and my mom. It was taken two years ago, about two and a half weeks after I got Dusty, I was sitting on Dusty and mom was sitting behind me with her arms around my waist, she was smiling and had her chin on my shoulder. Either Emma or Josh had taken it. I put the picture down, sat down on the couch and started crying. I didn't hear Joe don come in and sit down, but I felt him put his arms around me.
Joe don - "What's wrong?" I just cried harder.
CRITIC: Yeah, I think Spoony was like this for weeks after playing BLOODWINGS 2: PUMPKINHEAD'S REVENGE.
CHICK: I know I was like this after seeing THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS.
Joe don kissed my forehead and stroked my hair with his almost-good-as-new hand. "It's okay. It's okay.'' He kept murmuring in my ear.
I burrowed into his chest.
Joe don saw the picture, reached over and picked it up.
CHICK (as Desiree): Should have gotten a COSMO...this just isn't doing it for me... (Beat) Yeah, I guess that was inappropriate. Sorry.
CRITIC: No, it's fine.
He pats her shoulder.
CHICK: Right. Continue?
Joe don - "Is this it?"
Desiree - "Yes. I miss her sooo much."
ANAKIN: Okay, *now* you give her time to grieve?! Holy mother of Corellia...
Joe don - "I know you do. But you know that she is watching over you from heaven."
OBI-WAN: *Humming "One Sweet Day" by Boys 2 Men*
ANAKIN (teasing): Hey, Master -- stop stealing my material!
Desiree - "It's just so hard. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have you."
ANAKIN (singing): Wouldn't have/nothing/if I didn't have --
OBI-WAN (deadpan): Oh, Padawan -- you are ennobling this far beyond what it deserves.
ANAKIN (good-natured): Well, forgive me for trying to make this more enjoyable, Master --
Joe don - "Aww." He kissed my cheek.
NUTE GUNRAY (miserable): Why did Nihilus throw out the aspirin?
COLONEL TOBIN: Trust me, he's such a sadomasochist even Ask That Guy himself would go, "Dayum, son!"
CRITIC: I thought that was Sage's role?
COLONEL TOBIN: I think Sage would run away from him in terror.
CRITIC: I think *Ask That Guy* should be the judge of that...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 9:30 the next morning
BOBA FETT: *Snoring*
ANAKIN: Honestly, this fic is so evil it put Boba Fett into a coma...
TERRI CLARK: I'll get some water if you like --
ANAKIN: Nah, he's a better place now. Trust me. (To Fett) Sleep well, and may your dreams be of decapitating Mace Windu...over and over again...
MACE WINDU CAMEO: Hey!
Desiree - "Where's Jay?" I asked as I set down my bags.
Joe don - "Umm he's busy with a suprise I have for you."
ATTON: Somehow I don't like the sound of that...
CHICK (teasing): Really?
ATTON: Really. Surprises are evil.
Desiree - "Can I see it now?"
Joe don - "No, but you can in a little bit." He grinned. At that moment we heard Jay yell from the other end of the bus. "Ahhhhhhhhh! NO, not the hair!!!!!!" Joe don doubled over with laughter. I looked at him. "Was that part of my suprise?" "Sort of."
Gary talking to Jay in the back. "You should have know better than to get on the floor."
MIRA (slyly): That's what she said.
Jay - "I know." More laughter. Finally Gary and Jay appeared. "Hi, guys!" I hugged Gary and Jay. "Where should I put my stuff?" I asked Gary.
Gary - "Right this way." Gary led the way to where the storage area was, which is right next to the bunks.
PALPATINE: You know, if I wanted such blunt description, I'd get a tour guide.
ANAKIN (teasing): That didn't have the "burn" value you were going for, Chancellor.
PALPATINE (muttering): Great...
**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**
ANAKIN (miserable): Will this fic stop *sucking*?
Palpatine gently pats Anakin's shoulder.
Joe don - "Ready to see you suprise?"
Desiree - "Yes!"
ATTON: *Has currently stolen Obi-Wan's gimmick of shadow puppets to act out Clu's speech from TRON LEGACY and isn't paying attention*
Joe don - "Okay, sit down on the couch and close your eyes." I did as I was told. Joe don put something warm, furry, and wiggly on my lap. I opened my eyes and saw a blue australian shepherd puppy. "Oh my god, thank you!!!" Joe don smiled. "You like him?"
Desiree - "Like him? I love him." the puppy yipped.
ARAWN: Awwww...this is actually pretty sweet.
ANAKIN: Speak for yourself...I'm just fed up with the "Oh my Gods"...
He takes another swig of caf.
Joe don - "What are you going to name him?" I looked down at the squirming puppy in my arms. He was grayish-blue . . . . . .
ANAKIN: "Grayish-blue"?
OBI-WAN: It's pointless to nitpick, Padawan. Trust me.
Desiree - "Flint, I'm going to call him Flint."
Joe don - "Good name."
ANAKIN: Is it a bad thing when this is the only legitimately sweet scene in the entire fic?
OBI-WAN: Yes. Yes, it is.
He sighs and takes another swig of caf.
OBI-WAN: It's a miracle if I don't end up dying of an overdose by the time this goddamn thing is finished...
PALPATINE (mock-scandalized): Master Kenobi! Language! I'll have to report that to Master Jinn...
OBI-WAN (miserably): I hate you, Palpatine.
PALPATINE (amused): Hate away, Master Kenobi. Hate away.
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Critic: This fic is so goddamn boring, it rendered my South African counterpart the ability to speak English.
FV Critic: *in South African* I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to...see.
Nerd: They're such fucking dorks *laughing*
FV Nere: ...but they're our dorks
Nerd: You got that fucking right!
IS Jamie Hydeman: This fic is so boring it put my hyperactive husband in a coma.
*they all look to see IS Adam Savage snoring while FV ATG is trying to wake him up*
Prussia!Critic: Not even my awesomeness can save this fic
IS ATG: Why don't I give it a shot
Prussia!Critic: You'll just fucking kill everyone by making them fight against their will.
*they both look at each other*
Prussia!Critic: Seriously every verse fucking knows what you and Insano did in your fucking world, you sack of shit.
IS ATG: *smiling* Really now?
Prussia!Critic: Yes and I'll prove it!..*yelling*...Good!Insano come over here for a sec and bring LVH:Linkara over!
Good!Insano: You rang?
LVH:Linkara What do you need?
Prussia!Critic: I have one question to ask, do you know about the InSpace!Verse?
Good!Insano: *scoffs* Who hasn't! Every fucking universe knows about it and who caused the war in the first place!
LVH!Linkara: Yep, I haven't told anyone but I would like to punch my InSpace counterpart to the ground.
Good!Insano: I have a device that might help you with that
LVH:Linkara: Its ok thanks for asking. Need to get back, Candra was yelling at me when I was called over.
Prussia!Critic: *facing IS!ATG* See!?
IS ATG: I hate you....*walks off*
FV ATG: *seems to be a bit high* I like you, let me give you a hug?
Prussia!Critic: O_O Are you..what the...FV Critic I think your brother over here is high.
FV Critic: Oh yeah thats right...he took some weed, heroine and crack cocaine in hopes of helping to get through this coma inducing shit.
IS Nerd: So which shitty ass game shall we play to take our minds off of this fic?
America!Nerd: Hmm....ET
IS Nerd: (gives him a WTF look&* What are you suicidal?
America!Nerd: Least it..had more of a plot than this.
IS Nerd: True.
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Trust me, if IS!ATG asked Nihilus to join forces with him, it would equal The End Of The World As We Know It. ^__^
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In all seriousness, when the E.T. videogame sounds more entertaining than "Too Good Is True"...you know you've done something wrong. XD
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Me: Wanna come LadyH...*runs to join IS Nerd and America!Nerd in playing the game*
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