It's true! I've gotten more support out of this one story than out of any past attempt. I might have to shoot through NaNoWriMo this year!

I can imagine... Everyone's got to be right, and nobody knows a thing about what Tolkien actually intended, and it's really up to that one guy who tears apart everything to sort it all out because he's the worst of the worst fan that ever lived... I had that on a Star Wars message board once, before the prequels, and on a DC board once. Never again.