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ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-27 12:29 pm
ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-27 12:29 pm
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Too Good Is True, Chapter Twenty Five: Nerd, hook a girl up, will you?
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[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around the table, continuing to read the fic when...]
ARAWN'S RINGTONE: *Plays "This Moment" by Disturbed*
Arawn answers it.
ARAWN: Hello? ... Adam, buddy! How've you been! ... Yeah, we really need a hand right now. Really crap Rascal Flatts Mary Sue fic...any chance you can teleport to the RAVAGER?
Right on cue, FilmMasterAdam teleports into the Ravager. Cue everyone leaping to their feet in shock.
FILMMASTERADAM (to self): Why does everyone act so surprised? You'd think they'd be used to it now.
ARAWN: Yes?
FILMMASTERADAM: Oh, nothing. Other than the fact this place is creepy --
COLONEL TOBIN (amused): You haven't lived here for very long, have you?
FILMMASTERADAM: Not really. *Sighs* Let's get this over with before we go insane and turn into Reavers or something, shall we?
ARAWN: Fair enough.
(the morning of the show.)
FILMMASTERADAM (sarcastic): Really? We never would have guessed! Thank you, Captain Obvious!
I dressed in a loose t-shirt(it might have been Joe Don's), slightly faded jeans, and flip-flops. I couldn't wait to meet Jessica, mine and Joe don's H&M artist, any minute now. I made sure that Flint was asleep, and he was, so I stepped off the bus. I was just in time to see a girl aproaching me from another bus.
Desiree - "Hi!"
Jessica - "Hi, I'm Jessica, but you can call me Jess."
FILMMASTERADAM: Oh dear...I think I'm having TWILIGHT flashbacks...
NASH: Get a hold of yourself, man!
Jessica was wearing a loose maroon t-shirt with paint horses galloping across the front, jeans and flip-flops too!
BOBA FETT: *Snoring*
FILMMASTERADAM: Is he okay?
NASH: Yeah, he's fine. The boredom got to him.
FILMMASTERADAM: Never thought anything could pwn Fett, but...damn.
NASH: Yep. World's biggest clusterfuck, buddy. World's biggest clusterfuck.
Her brown hair was pulled back in to a ponytail, which matched her bright blue eyes perfectly.
Desiree - "I'm Desiree. I like your shirt."
Jessica - "Thanks."
ATTON: Juma juice? Don't fail me now.
And he swigs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ANAKIN: The Force must hate us today...seriously. Despite all my wishes, the fic will *not* stop sucking.
FILMMASTERADAM: I think I had the same reaction when I saw MY SOUL TO TAKE.
I pulled on my shirt and Jessica tied the strings in the back and on the sleeves. It was a deep magenta tunic that reached all the way to my thighs, with a six inch wide strip of pleats on the front, almost elbow lenght sleeves. "Okay, sit down." I sat. Jessica brushed my hair and tightly french braided it. Then she applied some foundation and light makeup.
ANAKIN: Oh great. Back to the caf machine.
He takes *two* cups of caf and swigs.
FILMMASTERADAM (to Arawn): How much has he drunk?
ARAWN: I think I lost count.
FILMMASTERADAM: Good God, lady...why haven't you stopped him?
ARAWN: Says the guy who's been in and out of Alcoholics Anonymous.
FILMMASTERADAM (good-natured): Fuck you.
Jessica - "Now you can look." I got up and faced the mirror. And gasped.
Desiree - "Omg! I love it, good job." I hugged Jessica.
ANAKIN: Oh dear... *Cue more caf guzzling*
FILMMASTERADAM: Fuck's sake, man, build up some resistance!
ANAKIN (slightly slurred): I can want whenever I quit.
FILMMASTERADAM: *Double facepalm*
Jessica - "Thank you, I'm glad you like it." I glanced up at the clock on the wall. "I gotta go mess around with my guitar before the show. See you after after the show."
Jessica - "K, see you then." Jess laughed.
CRITIC (singing): I'm so bored/so very very bored/I'd rather/Watch a bunch of cupcakes/Sing a merry song and then go surfing on a door...
As I was leaving I passed Joe Don in the hall.
Joe Don - "You look gorgeous." I blushed.
Desiree - "You will be too when you come out of there."
CANDEROUS: Just say the word and I'll kill them both. Please?
Joe Don laughed and continued on.
NASH: I swear to the Nerd himself, K-9 AND COMPANY was more thrilling than this!
We did the meet&greets and I went on stage and sang my heart out on all my songs;
Teardrops on my guitar
Kerosene
As If
She's in love with a boy
Colemine
Redneck woman
FILMMASTERADAM: ...screw this, I'm going for the hard stuff. (Sighs and takes out trusty bottle of Budweiser's) Alcohol? Don't fail me now.
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around the table, continuing to read the fic when...]
ARAWN'S RINGTONE: *Plays "This Moment" by Disturbed*
Arawn answers it.
ARAWN: Hello? ... Adam, buddy! How've you been! ... Yeah, we really need a hand right now. Really crap Rascal Flatts Mary Sue fic...any chance you can teleport to the RAVAGER?
Right on cue, FilmMasterAdam teleports into the Ravager. Cue everyone leaping to their feet in shock.
FILMMASTERADAM (to self): Why does everyone act so surprised? You'd think they'd be used to it now.
ARAWN: Yes?
FILMMASTERADAM: Oh, nothing. Other than the fact this place is creepy --
COLONEL TOBIN (amused): You haven't lived here for very long, have you?
FILMMASTERADAM: Not really. *Sighs* Let's get this over with before we go insane and turn into Reavers or something, shall we?
ARAWN: Fair enough.
(the morning of the show.)
FILMMASTERADAM (sarcastic): Really? We never would have guessed! Thank you, Captain Obvious!
I dressed in a loose t-shirt(it might have been Joe Don's), slightly faded jeans, and flip-flops. I couldn't wait to meet Jessica, mine and Joe don's H&M artist, any minute now. I made sure that Flint was asleep, and he was, so I stepped off the bus. I was just in time to see a girl aproaching me from another bus.
Desiree - "Hi!"
Jessica - "Hi, I'm Jessica, but you can call me Jess."
FILMMASTERADAM: Oh dear...I think I'm having TWILIGHT flashbacks...
NASH: Get a hold of yourself, man!
Jessica was wearing a loose maroon t-shirt with paint horses galloping across the front, jeans and flip-flops too!
BOBA FETT: *Snoring*
FILMMASTERADAM: Is he okay?
NASH: Yeah, he's fine. The boredom got to him.
FILMMASTERADAM: Never thought anything could pwn Fett, but...damn.
NASH: Yep. World's biggest clusterfuck, buddy. World's biggest clusterfuck.
Her brown hair was pulled back in to a ponytail, which matched her bright blue eyes perfectly.
Desiree - "I'm Desiree. I like your shirt."
Jessica - "Thanks."
ATTON: Juma juice? Don't fail me now.
And he swigs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
ANAKIN: The Force must hate us today...seriously. Despite all my wishes, the fic will *not* stop sucking.
FILMMASTERADAM: I think I had the same reaction when I saw MY SOUL TO TAKE.
I pulled on my shirt and Jessica tied the strings in the back and on the sleeves. It was a deep magenta tunic that reached all the way to my thighs, with a six inch wide strip of pleats on the front, almost elbow lenght sleeves. "Okay, sit down." I sat. Jessica brushed my hair and tightly french braided it. Then she applied some foundation and light makeup.
ANAKIN: Oh great. Back to the caf machine.
He takes *two* cups of caf and swigs.
FILMMASTERADAM (to Arawn): How much has he drunk?
ARAWN: I think I lost count.
FILMMASTERADAM: Good God, lady...why haven't you stopped him?
ARAWN: Says the guy who's been in and out of Alcoholics Anonymous.
FILMMASTERADAM (good-natured): Fuck you.
Jessica - "Now you can look." I got up and faced the mirror. And gasped.
Desiree - "Omg! I love it, good job." I hugged Jessica.
ANAKIN: Oh dear... *Cue more caf guzzling*
FILMMASTERADAM: Fuck's sake, man, build up some resistance!
ANAKIN (slightly slurred): I can want whenever I quit.
FILMMASTERADAM: *Double facepalm*
Jessica - "Thank you, I'm glad you like it." I glanced up at the clock on the wall. "I gotta go mess around with my guitar before the show. See you after after the show."
Jessica - "K, see you then." Jess laughed.
CRITIC (singing): I'm so bored/so very very bored/I'd rather/Watch a bunch of cupcakes/Sing a merry song and then go surfing on a door...
As I was leaving I passed Joe Don in the hall.
Joe Don - "You look gorgeous." I blushed.
Desiree - "You will be too when you come out of there."
CANDEROUS: Just say the word and I'll kill them both. Please?
Joe Don laughed and continued on.
NASH: I swear to the Nerd himself, K-9 AND COMPANY was more thrilling than this!
We did the meet&greets and I went on stage and sang my heart out on all my songs;
Teardrops on my guitar
Kerosene
As If
She's in love with a boy
Colemine
Redneck woman
FILMMASTERADAM: ...screw this, I'm going for the hard stuff. (Sighs and takes out trusty bottle of Budweiser's) Alcohol? Don't fail me now.