Too Good Is True, Part Sixteen: The worst part of dreaming is having to wake up...

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[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.

Everyone's sitting around, reading the fic.]


Joe don - "Oh. Hi, Christine. Come in." I walked in to the room.

Christine - "Hi, Joe don."

Joe don - "This is my girlfriend, Desiree. Desiree, this is my house sitter, Christine."

Desiree - "Hi. Nice to meet you." I smiled. "Lets go in the living room."

ATTON (sarcastic): Wow! I haven't seen anything this compelling since Mira and I watched the Distressed Watcher's review of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

Christine - "Okay, sure." We walked in to the living room and sat down.

Christine - "So, Joe don, have you talked to Kate yet?"

Joe don - "No, not yet."

MIRA: Who, Kate from LOST?

ANAKIN: It doesn't matter. Let's just get going, k?

Christine - "I need to know your guys' schedule, so I can decide if I can take on more horses."

ANAKIN: Are you seeking to be the posterchild for STALKERS' MONTHLY?

Joe don - "I'll get it to you in three days."

Desiree - "Do you a horse buisness?"

ARAWN (as Joe Don): No, but Christine's setting up a don-key brothel across the way...

PALPATINE: That's just disgusting.

Christine - "I run and own a boarding stable next door."

Desiree - "Do you think you could take one more horse?"

Christine - "Yes. I have five open stalls, if the guys are gone alot I can't take on that many, so, that's why I need the schedule."

Desiree - "Oh, I see."

Christine - "Well, I'll get out of your hair."

TERRI CLARK (teasing): That's what she said.

COLONEL TOBIN: Oh come now -- that didn't even make any sense!

Desiree - "Okay. Nice meeting you."

Christine - "You too." I walked Christine to the door.

Joe don - "I'll get the scedule to you in three days." Joe don yelled from the living room as Christine was saying good bye.

ANAKIN (face buried in hands): Paging the Department of Redundancy Department...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

ANAKIN AND TERRI CLARK: *Humming the tune to "Nineteen Stars"*

OBI-WAN: Oh, good grief. (Sighs) Chancellor, I can't believe I'm saying this, but do you have any aspirin?

PALPATINE: No problem.

He hands it to Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan downs it with caffeine.

OBI-WAN: Right. Continue.

Joe don - "I talked to Gary and Jay, and we want you to be one of our opening acts. Will

you come on tour with us? Please."

ANAKIN AND TERRI CLARK: *Humming "Saved By The Bell" music*

OBI-WAN: Oh good grief...

PALPATINE: You already said that, Master Kenobi.

OBI-WAN (miserable): Go to hell.

PALPATINE (smiling): After you.