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ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-17 10:40 am
ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-17 10:40 am
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Too Good Is True, Part Fifteen: Are you sure you don't want me to talk about FORBIDDEN instead? :)
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, yadda yadda yadda. I mean no discomfort, this is purely for funzies. Oh, and guys? Please enjoy. :)
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around, reading the fic.]
"Joe don, what time is it?" He looked at his watch. "Five thirty."
Desiree - "Do you want to eat dinner now or eat later?"
Joe don - "Let's eat now."
Desiree - "Okay, I'll run over to the house and get some stuff out of the refrigerator and get
the dog. Do you mind if I take your truck?"
Joe don - "No, go ahead."
Desiree - "Okay, I'll be back in twenty minutes."
ANAKIN: *Sighs* Why aren't we watching TRON LEGACY instead?
PALPATINE (teasing): Because the galaxy isn't fair. Any questions?
*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~
ANAKIN (singing): Our hopes and expectaaaaaaaaaaaaaations/Black holes and revelaaaaaaaaations...
OBI-WAN: *Shakes head in mock-despair*
"Load up!" Mel jumped up and into the truck and sat down on the towel I put on the seat so
he wouldn't get dog hair all over the seat.
I shut the door, walked around to the other side and got in.
*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~* (the next morning)
OBI-WAN: Padawan, remember what you said about "this isn't too bad"?
ANAKIN (teasing): Yes, master, you can point and laugh now.
OBI-WAN (smugly): It's not very Jedi-like to do so.
ANAKIN (teasing): It's not very Jedi-like to gloat either.
ARAWN: Can we refrain from any talk of "Jedi-like" ness and get on with it?
(Beat)
ANAKIN: Shame. I was really enjoying this.
I was washing the dishes when I felt Joe don's hands on on my hips. I wiped my hands on
my jeans and turned around to face him. "Yes?"
Joe don - "Did I tell you that you are beautiful?"
ATTON (smiling too widely): Yes. We know that.
ARAWN (as Joe Don): Shame. I wanted it to be a catchphrase; for example, like "Unlimited power" that charming fellow with the lizard face has...
PALPATINE (mock-offended): Hey!
Desiree - "No. Well you called me beautiful at the Meet&Greet." He sighed.
Joe don - "That night will be burned in my mind for a million years..." I put my arms around his neck and kissed him.
ANAKIN: *Double facepalm*
MIRA (teasing): Well, what you and Padme do in your spare time is your business, but --
Arawn clears her throat.
MIRA: Right. Sorry.
ARAWN: S'fine. Just a little stressed.
MIRA (teasing): Aren't we all?
ARAWN (smiling): Yes. Aren't we all.
The door bell rang.
Joe don pulled out of the kiss and rolled his eyes. While Joe don aswered the door I finished drying my hands
ATTON: ...and then what? I feel like there's a whole 'nother sentence part missing here.
ANAKIN (sarcastic): Now you complain?
ATTON (teasing): Go to hell, Anakin.
ANAKIN (smirking): After you.
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around, reading the fic.]
"Joe don, what time is it?" He looked at his watch. "Five thirty."
Desiree - "Do you want to eat dinner now or eat later?"
Joe don - "Let's eat now."
Desiree - "Okay, I'll run over to the house and get some stuff out of the refrigerator and get
the dog. Do you mind if I take your truck?"
Joe don - "No, go ahead."
Desiree - "Okay, I'll be back in twenty minutes."
ANAKIN: *Sighs* Why aren't we watching TRON LEGACY instead?
PALPATINE (teasing): Because the galaxy isn't fair. Any questions?
*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~
ANAKIN (singing): Our hopes and expectaaaaaaaaaaaaaations/Black holes and revelaaaaaaaaations...
OBI-WAN: *Shakes head in mock-despair*
"Load up!" Mel jumped up and into the truck and sat down on the towel I put on the seat so
he wouldn't get dog hair all over the seat.
I shut the door, walked around to the other side and got in.
*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~* (the next morning)
OBI-WAN: Padawan, remember what you said about "this isn't too bad"?
ANAKIN (teasing): Yes, master, you can point and laugh now.
OBI-WAN (smugly): It's not very Jedi-like to do so.
ANAKIN (teasing): It's not very Jedi-like to gloat either.
ARAWN: Can we refrain from any talk of "Jedi-like" ness and get on with it?
(Beat)
ANAKIN: Shame. I was really enjoying this.
I was washing the dishes when I felt Joe don's hands on on my hips. I wiped my hands on
my jeans and turned around to face him. "Yes?"
Joe don - "Did I tell you that you are beautiful?"
ATTON (smiling too widely): Yes. We know that.
ARAWN (as Joe Don): Shame. I wanted it to be a catchphrase; for example, like "Unlimited power" that charming fellow with the lizard face has...
PALPATINE (mock-offended): Hey!
Desiree - "No. Well you called me beautiful at the Meet&Greet." He sighed.
Joe don - "That night will be burned in my mind for a million years..." I put my arms around his neck and kissed him.
ANAKIN: *Double facepalm*
MIRA (teasing): Well, what you and Padme do in your spare time is your business, but --
Arawn clears her throat.
MIRA: Right. Sorry.
ARAWN: S'fine. Just a little stressed.
MIRA (teasing): Aren't we all?
ARAWN (smiling): Yes. Aren't we all.
The door bell rang.
Joe don pulled out of the kiss and rolled his eyes. While Joe don aswered the door I finished drying my hands
ATTON: ...and then what? I feel like there's a whole 'nother sentence part missing here.
ANAKIN (sarcastic): Now you complain?
ATTON (teasing): Go to hell, Anakin.
ANAKIN (smirking): After you.