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ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-13 05:50 pm
ladyofleithian) wrote2011-04-13 05:50 pm
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Too Good Is True, Part Ten: Hey, productivity's better than worrying, k? :)
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, yadda yadda yadda. I mean no discomfort to the original author, please leave concrit, and...hope you enjoy. ^__^
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around the table attentively as Anakin reads.]
Blanche - "Sorry I'm late, the cows got out and I had to put them in by myself.''
Joe don - "That's okay. You're only five minutes late anyway..."
ATTON: Insert generic LORD OF THE RINGS joke about "a wizard's never late" here.
"Hey JD, who is this?'' A girl a little older than Joe don asked. Joe don turned and smiled. "Paige this is my girlfriend, Blanche.''
Joe don turned to me. "Blanche, this is my sister, Paige.''
Blanche - "OMG hi, nice to meet you.''
ANAKIN: *Pours himself a cup of caf and drinks it*
MIRA (deadpan): It's a miracle you didn't drink the whole damn thing, Annie.
ANAKIN (good-natured): Shut up.
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
PALPATINE: Well...that's slightly better than stars and flowers, I guess.
ANAKIN (teasing): That's because you're pure evil.
PALPATINE: Anakin...
Blanche - "So where is that super hot husband of yours?"
Alli - "LOL. Hey he's married you know! besides what would Joe don think?"
ANAKIN: That's a very good question...character we've never heard of before.
Blanche - "He won't mind, he's used to it. Besides he knows that I really love Jay.''
We burst out laughing. Joe don looked over at us and mouthed; 'Do I even want to know?' We shook our heads and desolved into giggles. Joe don rolled he's eyes and turned back to his coversation.
Tiffers - "What's so funny?!"
ATTON (as Blanche): We were just thinking of the latest SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE skit, that's all. Carry on!
Alli - "Just Joe don! By the way, this is Blanche, Joe don's girlfriend.''
Blanche - "Hi! Please call me by my middle name - Desiree.''
Tiffers - "Hey. Please call me Tiffers, I'm Gary's wife.''
CANDEROUS (sarcastic): Her name is Tiffers? Get out!
ARAWN: Canderous?
CANDEROUS: Yes?
ARAWN (teasing): Never try to be hip again for the love of the Force. You're terrible at it.
Canderous gives a sharp bark of laughter.
CANDEROUS: Sounds a bit like something Revan or Mission would say...
ARAWN: Yes?
CANDEROUS: Never mind. Let's carry on reading this, shall we?
Gary walks up.
Gary - "We better go and put the girls down.''
Tiffers - "Yeah. Nice meeting you, Desiree.''
Desiree - "You too. Bye''
ANAKIN: She's changed names on us. Force help us all. *Sighs and pours himself another cup of caf*
Gary - "Bye.''
Alli - ''See you guys later.''
PALPATINE: Well...that scene served no purpose in moving the story along.
ANAKIN: I think it's going to get a lot darker.
PALPATINE: How do you even know that?
ANAKIN: Trust me...I speak from experience.
PALPATINE: Great... *Sighs* Somehow, I doubt even the mantra of "My hate will make me powerful" can get us through this?
Both of them shudder.
OBI-WAN (wryly): Well, at least Anakin didn't make this into a musical episode...
ANAKIN: What was that, Master?
OBI-WAN: Oh, good grief...
[INT. COLONEL TOBIN'S QUARTERS -- NIGHT.
Everyone's sitting around the table attentively as Anakin reads.]
Blanche - "Sorry I'm late, the cows got out and I had to put them in by myself.''
Joe don - "That's okay. You're only five minutes late anyway..."
ATTON: Insert generic LORD OF THE RINGS joke about "a wizard's never late" here.
"Hey JD, who is this?'' A girl a little older than Joe don asked. Joe don turned and smiled. "Paige this is my girlfriend, Blanche.''
Joe don turned to me. "Blanche, this is my sister, Paige.''
Blanche - "OMG hi, nice to meet you.''
ANAKIN: *Pours himself a cup of caf and drinks it*
MIRA (deadpan): It's a miracle you didn't drink the whole damn thing, Annie.
ANAKIN (good-natured): Shut up.
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
PALPATINE: Well...that's slightly better than stars and flowers, I guess.
ANAKIN (teasing): That's because you're pure evil.
PALPATINE: Anakin...
Blanche - "So where is that super hot husband of yours?"
Alli - "LOL. Hey he's married you know! besides what would Joe don think?"
ANAKIN: That's a very good question...character we've never heard of before.
Blanche - "He won't mind, he's used to it. Besides he knows that I really love Jay.''
We burst out laughing. Joe don looked over at us and mouthed; 'Do I even want to know?' We shook our heads and desolved into giggles. Joe don rolled he's eyes and turned back to his coversation.
Tiffers - "What's so funny?!"
ATTON (as Blanche): We were just thinking of the latest SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE skit, that's all. Carry on!
Alli - "Just Joe don! By the way, this is Blanche, Joe don's girlfriend.''
Blanche - "Hi! Please call me by my middle name - Desiree.''
Tiffers - "Hey. Please call me Tiffers, I'm Gary's wife.''
CANDEROUS (sarcastic): Her name is Tiffers? Get out!
ARAWN: Canderous?
CANDEROUS: Yes?
ARAWN (teasing): Never try to be hip again for the love of the Force. You're terrible at it.
Canderous gives a sharp bark of laughter.
CANDEROUS: Sounds a bit like something Revan or Mission would say...
ARAWN: Yes?
CANDEROUS: Never mind. Let's carry on reading this, shall we?
Gary walks up.
Gary - "We better go and put the girls down.''
Tiffers - "Yeah. Nice meeting you, Desiree.''
Desiree - "You too. Bye''
ANAKIN: She's changed names on us. Force help us all. *Sighs and pours himself another cup of caf*
Gary - "Bye.''
Alli - ''See you guys later.''
PALPATINE: Well...that scene served no purpose in moving the story along.
ANAKIN: I think it's going to get a lot darker.
PALPATINE: How do you even know that?
ANAKIN: Trust me...I speak from experience.
PALPATINE: Great... *Sighs* Somehow, I doubt even the mantra of "My hate will make me powerful" can get us through this?
Both of them shudder.
OBI-WAN (wryly): Well, at least Anakin didn't make this into a musical episode...
ANAKIN: What was that, Master?
OBI-WAN: Oh, good grief...