Too Good Is True, part three: I'm Right Outside Your Doooooooooor...

[ladyofleithian]

Blanche - "Did Gary like the locket?"

Lara - "He loved it!!

Blanche - "Here they come!!!!!!!!!!!"


NUTE GUNRAY: Run, exclamation marks! Run to a place where the bad man cannot harm you!

COLONEL TOBIN (exasperated): Give me a break, Gunray...



Joe don's POV


TERRI CLARK: I don't know who's worse, Blanche or him?

COLONEL TOBIN: I think I got that feeling when I first read THE SWORD OF TRUTH series, come to think of it...

TERRI CLARK: It's not that bad --

BOBA FETT: Guys, guys...we've got a fic to review, remember?

TERRI CLARK: Right. Right. *Sighs* Carry on?



As I took my place on the stage I started scanning the crowd. I finally saw her, but she wasn't looking at me.


COLONEL TOBIN (sarcastic): Oh, the humanity...


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

NUTE GUNRAY (singing): Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens/Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens...

I took a scalding hot shower and layed down on my bunk on the bus.

COLONEL TOBIN (as Joe Don): While musing about how I really needed to "get layed". *Rimshot*


'We are here four more weeks, maybe I can find . . .' A thump and someone yelling "Oww!" broke in to my thoughts. "WHAT is that?!"

NUTE GUNRAY: Oh Emperor's Black Bones, Freddy Krueger's out for revenge!

TERRI CLARK: *Gives him a look tantamount to "Dude, WTF?!"*



I got up and turned on the light.

Joe don - "Gary? What are you doing in here?"

Gary - "Looking for you and tripping over your boots.


TERRI CLARK: That's nothing. You should have seen the deleted scene.

*Cue clip of original NOES with Freddy launching himself through the glass door at Nancy*




Jay just finished writing a new and he wants to show it to us, bring your red-brown guitar."

COLONEL TOBIN: And *we'll* be bringing our brown pants...

sorry about the short chapter.

COLONEL TOBIN: Actually, I think the word you're looking for is "you're welcome". *Sighs* I guess we should keep going, shall we?

TERRI CLARK: Yes. Let's.